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Here’s your April Caption Contest(!). Be sure to check out the May issue of Latitude 38 for the winner and top 10 entries.
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Special thanks to Monique Selvester for finding this gem somewhere on the internet.
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What ‘Got Junk’ really does with your trash
Gosh honey ,with just a little bit of work !
You don’t need a mask to dive from this boat.
C’mon honey, you know Ive always wanted to own a boat.
Test drive the new Fibretron 28, the West Coast’s first disposable 28 footer!
Transom needs TLC ,no time !
Honey the recycling company left a message. They’re not going to pick it up.
Monica had finally reached her limit with Bob’s Captain Bligh routine…
That boat is definitely not access compliant! Someone call the ADA lawyers and tell em I want a finder’s fee!
“Bottom’s Up?”
Honey the recycle company left a message, they won’t pick it up.
This is the correct colored bin, isn’t it?
Bondo… James Bondo
Best case scenario!
With a little effort I’m sure the lid will close
When asked about her current boat’s status, Marie Kondo stated “It did not bring me joy……”
5-4-3-2-1-BLASTOFF!!!
“When slip fees were raised, yet again, Phil’s response wasn’t what the marina expected…”
We just renamed her: “Jack in the Box”.
Brody: You’re gonna need a bigger dumpster.
Dumpster divers strike again
Jack, she seems a bit ‘by the stern’
I’m sorry – we only accept plastic numbers 1-7 in our recycling program.
Best day of a boat owner: the day you buy a boat and the day you get rid of it.
Just add water and it grows.
Craigslist Ad: Free runabout boat. Just a little work to make you the Chick Magnet you’ve always desired to be. Easy pick up with your trailer at the back of the __________Marina.
FOR SALE: 16 foot runabout. Comes with trailer.
Hey Wait…I need those vent windows!!
And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.
“Classy Classified: Wanted. Experienced dumpster diver. Apply to harbormaster.”
OR
“Just give it a touch in reverse.”
Honey, don’t forget Wednesday is garbage night!
Break Out Another Thousand, my ass!
Don’t worry! I put my wooden boat in the other dumpster!
Runabout in dumpster … $0.99. Adjacent pile of rocks … priceless.