Latitude 38’s November Caption Contest(!)
Welcome to November’s Caption Contest(!). This month’s photo was sent to us by a Navy-documented “shellback.” (We’ve seen the certificate of proof!) The shellback, an 82-year-old retired Navy chief, tells us the person in the photo had been illegally boat-camping and was “told to leave,” adding this month’s first caption: “I knew it wouldn’t fit in the blue garage.”
© 2023 82-year-old Retired Navy Chief
You can find last month’s Caption Contest(!) winners here.
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West Wight Potty
I’ve got nothing else to fish my keys out of the porta-potty.
Too much gin, not enough pole.
Joe told me that this folding mast would make things easier.
They don’t make ’em like they used to!
“Oh shit”!!!!
If I can’t pump out, I’m going to float away! Anyone have an extension hose?
I did not know folding masts were a thing
Watch out for that……..Tree! Oooooooh treeee.
I knew that guy Peroni didn’t know how to build a mast.
Edgar’s concept for a floating A frame house still had a few kinks to work out.
At the halfway point in his voyage Chief thought about the situation and declared it was time to splice the Mainbrace, then went below for an extra ration of rum.
This is what you get when you order your replacement mast from IKEA!
Cialis?
“If I just had a few more fenders this would have never happened!”
Mast for ultimate flat top main sail
This is the last time I buy a boat from IKEA!
HEY – – this is not funny – – I know exactly where THAT tree is at BROWN’s RAVINE at Folsom Lake!
*sigh* First the ED, and now this…
Honestly honey, this is the first time it’s ever happened.
Alas Captain Richards attempt at re-naming his little vessel Viagra would prove to be all for not.
” If I had more fenders out this would never of happened” 😳🫣😵💫🥴🤣❤️⛵️
I hope this new mast makes my Monty fly.
“Hold on Honey, according to the video, re-inserting the low-bridge pin on our Ronco folding mast shouldn’t take a more than a minute.”