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25 Comments

  1. Tim Stapleton 10 months ago

    This human vang system, still has a few bugs to work out!

  2. Eric Sklar 10 months ago

    Yes, we have a cunningham, Jim Cunningham.

  3. J. Collier 10 months ago

    So Honey … you sure you have those IKEA directions right side up ?

  4. Joe L Perez 10 months ago

    SpiderVang, SpiderVang, does whatever a sailor can.

  5. Bob Adams 10 months ago

    It’s amazing what you can do with Velcro……

  6. Susan Simpkin 10 months ago

    Which way is up?

  7. tOm vArLEy 10 months ago

    Experience the hottest NEW show in Vegas: Cirque Du Saileil…! You’ll be on the edge of your seat watching the daring “sailors” defy gravity!

  8. V. Kapur 10 months ago

    the SpiderVang one above is the best 🙂

  9. David Demarest 10 months ago

    Downhaul Dave gives it his all.

  10. Kevin A Butterbaugh 10 months ago

    Anything to get a fuller shape on the mainsail — first ever human batten!

  11. Chuck Hawley 10 months ago

    You want MORE leech tension??

  12. Bill Huber 10 months ago

    Ready about?
    Nooooo!

  13. Kent Carter 10 months ago

    Yet another thankless job for the bowman.

  14. Jim Conger 10 months ago

    Tired of getting out of shape on long passages? Try Boat Pilates!

  15. John Yannotti 10 months ago

    Who handed the sail on upside down again?

  16. Bill Willcox 10 months ago

    If this does not snag me a Darwin Award, I’ll know its RIGGED!

  17. Richard von Ehrenkrook 10 months ago

    I’m going to get 100 push-ups in before the tide floats this thing off the mud!

  18. Eben Kermit 10 months ago

    “You are cleared for EVA”.
    “Houston…We have a problem!”
    “Release the Vang Hal”
    “I’m sorry Dave…I can’t do that…”

  19. D Peterson 10 months ago

    Sail trimmer was pressing a wrinkle out of the main, suddenly remembering this old sailor’s warning: “There was a young sailor named Bates, Who danced the fandango on skates. He fell on his cutlass, Which rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates.”

  20. Scott Henry 10 months ago

    What am I doing here? I’m a bowman, not a vangman!

  21. John Dickerson 10 months ago

    Captain, I think we’re over powered

  22. Greg Ashby 10 months ago

    Bow yoga is out, this is boom yoga!

  23. Adam James 10 months ago

    It was nuking so hard, I did all I could to just hang on.

  24. Mike Quigley 10 months ago

    The human/gecko hybrid, finds full time work as Rig Inspector.

  25. David Henry 10 months ago

    These pushups are harder than I thought!

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