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Sailors John and Virginia were out and about in the hills of Mendocino County when they found this gem.

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© 2024 John and Virginia

“Racing Sailboat for sale — needs TLC — propane auxiliary — accepting offers.

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26 Comments

  1. Julie 2 months ago

    Caption : “Shoeless Joe” 😄

  2. jack chalais 2 months ago

    Herb Garden for sale Cash’n’Carry

  3. Dennis Greathouse 2 months ago

    Noah’s lifeboat found

  4. David R 2 months ago

    “Rode hard and put away weedy”

  5. Ants Uiga 2 months ago

    Tally Ho was in worse shape when Leo bought it for one dollar!

  6. Bill Huber 2 months ago

    The propane leak check ended with a bang when Bernie checked the hatch with a match!

  7. Ken Brinkley 2 months ago

    A little duct tape will fix that right up!

  8. Mark McNearney 2 months ago

    Clean one owner…”raced hard and put away wet”

  9. Andy Newell 2 months ago

    Only serious buyers, no looky-lou’s, I know what I’ve got!

  10. Al 2 months ago

    Sailing when parked.

  11. Kelvin Meeks 2 months ago

    “You got dry rot. Every boat has it. You are lucky, yours is above the water line. Well, most of it, anyway.”
    – Captain Ron

  12. Frank 2 months ago

    Still meets race committee strict one design standards.

  13. Charles Edmonds 2 months ago

    … minor water damage.

  14. Eric 2 months ago

    Biodegradable boats are all the rage these days!

  15. Scott Henry 2 months ago

    Be careful with it! It may be the elusive Plastisaurus fossil, the elusize ancestor of all modern sail boats!

  16. Eben Kermit 2 months ago

    All that’s holding this rig together is the paint!

  17. Ron Harben 2 months ago

    Let’s see the Flex Tape guy fix this!

  18. Saerdna 2 months ago

    Mast is missing. Price can be negotiated.

  19. Greg Ashby 2 months ago

    I told my wife I found a new project.
    She simply said, no…

  20. Admiral 2 months ago

    Comes with a new propane tank!

  21. Cecile Schwedes 2 months ago

    Racing sailboat donning crackle nonskid for sale!

  22. John Arndt 2 months ago

    Field of dreams.

  23. Dennis Barry 2 months ago

    First one to the bottom wins!

  24. JC 2 months ago

    actually the repair on the starboard foredeck is holding up remarkably well….

  25. Dave Cowell 2 months ago

    We’re gonna need more bondo!

  26. David Henry 2 months ago

    We had a little issue with a propane leak. Nothing a little bondo can’t fix!

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