Caption Contest(!)
Here’s your June Caption Contest(!). Don’t forget to check the July issue for the winner, and top 10 runner-uppers.
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Thanks to @denizkilic1355 for the shot (or whoever you swiped the photo from).
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Did you replace the cap on the jar of honey?
HOLY SHIT BATMAN! OUR BARNACLE CAVE HAS BEEN EXPOSED! WHAM BAM!
“I assumed, ‘ready about’ was a not question.”
At least the beach isn’t crowded.
Don’t look at me, its your boat!
Well, Doc, I really feel like I’m careening into a deep abyss and I’m not sure how to get out.
Lake sailing during a drought sucks.
Hike harder or we’ll never get the port side painted.
“No matter how much weight we put on the rail, this thing never seems to flatten out”
Cheeks on the rail!
Me? You said you were bringing the bottom paint!
I’m really glad we got the lee boards installed last week.
I wonder if instead of both of us hiking out, one of us should have been at the helm?
Are you sure the dealer said “beach launchable”?
Riding the rail with maximum heel.
so, Dad, what are you doing this weekend?
May as well scrub the bottom while we’re waiting for the tide.
I guess this isn’t the best way to check the keel bolts
Since we apparently misread the tide table I suppose while we’re here we could paint the bottom…
I don’t think this is what they meant by “hiking out”.
Why aren’t they social distancing?
I told you we should have bought a catamaran!
If I win the photo contest, could you at least spell my name right? It’s obviously more than I can do. It’s spelled Candace, not Candce
Sorry, we thought you were in witness protection and took the “a” out of your name to hide your true identity! An honest mistake.
I said rum and Coke on the rocks not run the boat on the rocks.
What’s wrong with this picture?
I thought you checked the tide tables!
I think we need MORE meat on the rail.
“What’s for dinner, Hun?”
Pizza guy is late again
I told you we needed to hike out farther.
“Honey – remember that movie ‘Sideways’ we watched last week?”
Okay, so I miscalculated how low the tide will go… just be patient and it will come back in!
“I thought we were worried about sea level rise”
There’s another way to change the masthead tricolor, besides, the tender is tied to port!
“Well, Bob, I guess we finally figured out the difference between ebbing and flooding.”
Lunch on the beach
You wanna flip around and get on the keel when the water comes in or shall I?
Push the button, pull the chain-Away goes the water down the drain!
George, is this what you call a knock down?
Rising Sea Level? PHOOEY !!
So, who’s going to scrub he bottom this time? I did it last time!
I thought you said turn right?
Is this what happens when you don’t account for daylight savings time on the tide tables?
I don’t want to sound like a Karen here, but I really need to speak to the Captain!
Do you think the Skipper and Gilligan will be back soon?
I said ..
Ease the sheet..
Who was on look out ?
Where did all the water go ?
We need more Rail Meat..
Reflecting on the current sailing standstill….
I thought you said Rail Meat, not Dead Meat.
I guess we didn’t need as much rode as we thought last night.
we need more rail meat!
Hiking out’s not gonna to bring ‘er upright, Roscoe!
Hiking out doesn’t seem to help, either…
” I thought YOU brought the bottom paint?!!”
“It’s okay. The first day of Basic Keelboat is the hardest.”
“MMMM … Maybe we shoulda chartered the shoal draft model?”
Think we should tack now
Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.
Just be patient! Next tide will set you free!
A quiet day at the bar.
I meant to say the tide was going out.
Now what you dumb a_s!! Call State Farm
We was sitting wishin’ waiting’…
I thought you put down the kick stand
So, What do we tell your dad this time?
I told you we needed more rail birds !
This social distancing program is killing sailing. We NEEDED more rail meat, but since we’re here please pass the Grey Poupon!
“Number 5. Cats just never have that wonderful feeling of healing that you get in a monohull.”
Damn, I wish we had pumped out the holding tank when we had the chance!
Hey, did you notice how the mast kept us from flipping upside down? Glad we’re not a powerboat.
It looked good last night
And I didn’t spill a drop!
I thought you said this was a red-right-returning harbor?!
John and eric took a quiet lunch while waiting for the ice box to drain out.
Look at the brightside, starboard tack has the right of way
I told you I’ve discovered a way to scrape the bottom without getting wet!
I know it’s expensive, but NOW can we get a slip in Sausalito?!
“Who pulled the plug?”
Anyone remember where we stashed that tide book?
Ooops. This tide book is from 2004.
“Almost… hike out just a little more Joe!”
WE seem slower on this tack.
I wonder if this is covered under my US boat policy?
Waiting for Godot
It says here, “Stand on the centerboard while holding the jib sheet and lean back”
“ALL ABOARD”